COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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Interstellar just looks like a real treat.

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This came out today. See you guys never!

This came out today. See you guys never!

New Panda Bear stuff needs to get a release date, even if this winner isn’t on the album.

pizzzatime:

lehroi: Hisashi Okawa

pizzzatime:

lehroiHisashi Okawa

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Happy anniversary to my favorite parents! They’ve been married for 35 years today, which is longer than I’ve ever done anything.

Happy anniversary to my favorite parents! They’ve been married for 35 years today, which is longer than I’ve ever done anything.

Nora just realized something.

Nora just realized something.